INDIE AS FUCKING FUCK
AY TUMBLR!!!

I’m just gonna cut right to the chase here, one of my oldest and closest friends (you may know him as The God A-mill) has been in the hospital with some gallbladder issues or some shit. I don’t really know all of the details (and judging by his recent posts, neither does he), but the dude’s been mad sick for a little while now and he’s gonna have to get his gallbladder removed.

[The photograph below was taken by the man himself, I assume after frivolous masturbation in a random bathroom at the hospital.] 

So, I’m still at the hospital. I’m spending the night here and I can’t sleep for shit. It’s hot as balls and I’ve got some killer cramps from my procedure. Other than that though, I’m doing alright. So yeah, earlier today I had an ultrasound which revealed a small, obstructive gallstone and some “sludge” in the gallbladder, and another stone that had passed on towards my pancreas. After that I had an ERCP (don’t ask me what it stands for), which was a scope that went in through the mouth and removed the gallstone from my pancreas region, I think. I was hopped up on propofol when the doctor explained it. I still have to have my gallbladder removed in the near future, and until then I can’t eat any fatty foods. Those are my favorite! Anyway, I’m just happy to report that my first ever medical procedure was a success! Also, typing all of this shit out has finally made me kinda sleepy! Woo! Nighty night y’all!

He’s been in the hospital for like 2 days now and if you’ve ever been in a hospital you undoubtedly know how much that shit sucks. Just show him some of that world famous Tumblove. 

[In case you missed the other link above, here’s the one and only A-mill once again.] 

Oh, and one last thing to my boy… No homo. Get well soon, dude. 

Posted 4 months ago
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