INDIE AS FUCKING FUCK
Why does Reddit think it’s so much better than every other Social Networking site?

All I see lately is Reddit picking on Tumblr. The only difference between the two is that Reddit has a better commenting system for the thousands of pictures that get posted. 
Reddit is the guy at the party who thinks he’s the coolest guy there when really everyone else just kind of hates him but won’t say it to his face so he goes on believing this delusion. Except that the party he thinks he’s the coolest guy at is really just a 20 year reunion for a graduating class at a community college that nobody gives a shit about. 
I really don’t see how this whole superiority complex came to be. Sure, Tumblr has a reputation for being the Spongebob-Squarepants of social networking sites due largely in part to the fact that it’s just one big cluster fuck of ADD-blogs and out-of-context posts with no explanations, but who gives a shit. You guys make dick and fart jokes not fun anymore by posting 703 comments analyzing them. 
EXAMPLE: The picture below got 82 comments and counting.
 

It’s not that Tumblr’rs aren’t as smart as Reddit’rs, we just realize that we have far more important things to do than drive a joke (that wasn’t all that funny to begin with) into the ground with brute-force. 
Tumblr is also not without substance too, contrary to popular belief, so stick that in your dildo and fuck it. 

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again… Stop trying to over-intellectualize memes, you elitist fucking douche bags!