INDIE AS FUCKING FUCK
Why is everyone so juiced over this Lana Del Rey girl?

Her voice sucks. She’s not even on par with those other random female indie singers that everyone is always saying “She has such a nice voice!” about. She has zero charisma. She’s kind of weird looking. Her music has no imagination. It’s all just generally boring. 

I always wonder if her whole shtick is some kind of satirical PR stunt or something, but I’m starting to think she’s dead serious.