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INDIE AS FUCKING FUCK

December 2011

51 posts

"Slut: A woman with the morals of a man."

By saying this, you’re suggesting that all men are morally bankrupt, which is sexist in and of itself. This bold statement you’re trying to make is inherently prejudice from the start, thus making the foundation of your “cause” incredibly hypocritical. You lose.

If someone asks what some of your favorite...

You’re a cunt.

Calling something or someone pretentious sounds...

The God A-mill!: Random thoughts (Vol. 69) →

thegodamill: Lugz were just Wallabees for broke dealers. This new Roots album would be better if I was singing the hooks. Rick Ross > 2pac and it’s not even close. That’s not really saying anything though. I think Radiohead is tumblr’s favorite band. My favorite band is Creed. When people say they like… I agree with like 95% of this and the 5% that I don’t agree with is...

The Rangers battle postseason depression with the...

They won a bidding war for the rights to negotiate with 25 year old Japanese pitching phenom Yu Darvish and it only cost them a measly $50+ million. In other news… Hyped up Japanese pitchers always bust in the MLB. Always.

thegodamill replied to your post: Why does Reddit think it’s so much better than every other Social Networking site? I’d rather get raped by Jerry Sandusky than read one more rage comic in my lifetime. That site is just like any other website on the net. tumblr, reddit, facebook, twitter, etc. are all equally shitty and we all need to come to terms with that Word is bond. Does anybody...

Why does Reddit think it's so much better than...

All I see lately is Reddit picking on Tumblr. The only difference between the two is that Reddit has a better commenting system for the thousands of pictures that get posted. Reddit is the guy at the party who thinks he’s the coolest guy there when really everyone else just kind of hates him but won’t say it to his face so he goes on believing this delusion. Except that the party he...

thegodamill replied to your post: Why is everyone so juiced over this Lana Del Rey girl? Because she’s an industry fabrication who somehow managed to infiltrate the blogging elite. It’s fascinating. Sound about right… Any questions?

Hahaha! Leave it to the French... →

Why is everyone so juiced over this Lana Del Rey...

Her voice sucks. She’s not even on par with those other random female indie singers that everyone is always saying “She has such a nice voice!” about. She has zero charisma. She’s kind of weird looking. Her music has no imagination. It’s all just generally boring. I always wonder if her whole shtick is some kind of satirical PR stunt or something, but I’m...

thegodamill replied to your post: It would appear that there are some striking chordal similarities between Lady GaGa’s “Paparazzi” and Adele’s “Someone Like You”… There are? Yes, the chord arrangement in the choruses are identical. Also, the Kings Of Leon use the phrase ‘Someone like you’ in the chorus of their song “Use...

It would appear that there are some striking...

…COINCIDENCE?!?!

My verdict on The Roots new album, undun.

On Tuesday, The Roots released undun, their 13th studio album. The next day, my girlfriend purchased it for me as an early Christmas present. After some disappointment with their last two albums, I was a little nervous going into this one (especially since I wasn’t too big on the lead single). The following is my take on their latest effort after numerous play-through’s. I’ll...

Braun is innocent...

Move along, people.

thegodamill replied to your post: Hey guys! I do. Great film. Agreed. Ben Afleck is so dreamy. The day that will live in “infamy” is now That day that will live in “Oh yeah…”

Remember Pearl Harbor? No?… Alright. Just figured I’d mention it.

lookingformyshadow replied to your post: Will Guns ‘N’ Roses reunite for the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame ceremony? This post just made me love your blog even more :) Thank you, thank you very much.

Will Guns 'N' Roses reunite for the Rock And Roll...

If there is a God and he does in fact look down on us from time to time… He will NOT let that happen. Why, you ask? Well the answer is quite simple: Guns ‘N’ Roses fucking sucks.

dnnyca: Automatic Stop The Strokes I...

thegodamill replied to your post: I wrote in Prince’s “I Would Die 4 U” in Pitchfork’s top tracks of 2011. I drove around campus playing that song last week and everyone gave me really weird looks. I guess people here don’t like Prince. Fuck this gay Earth. My thoughts exactly. Don did it at karaoke a few weeks ago and nobody cheered incessantly… What the fuck?

I wrote in Prince's "I Would Die 4 U" in...

Because it was.

NEW ANDREW BIRD.

Seeing Jose Reyes in that hideous fucking Marlins...

It’s like seeing your Mom and Dad having sex. It cannot be unseen. Having to watch him on the field playing against the Mets in that hideous fucking Marlins jersey that many times a year… Well, you see what I’m getting at.

So remember how I got you guys all jealous of my...

I got the flu yesterday so I couldn’t go today. I was supposed to have the greatest Tuesday of my life but instead I’m having literally the worst Tuesday of my life. It hurts to type so I’m just gonna end this here.

dnnyca replied to your post: Jose Reyes is gone. We’re also going after Pujols though, so eventually we’ll kill the designers of the current jerseys and hire new ones. I don’t think they’re going to sign Pujols too, but if they do, I quit baseball. The Marlins are going to turn into the National League’s version of the Yankees, buying up all the talent and leaving everyone else...

Jose Reyes is gone.

In other news, my life is over. The Mets are essentially a 3rd world team in the 1st world market of the MLB, so I don’t feel guilty about being as upset as I am. He’s gonna look so fucking stupid in the Miami Marlin’s new uniforms.

dnnyca asked: Stephen Colbert and The Black Keys? You realize you're going to have the best Tuesday anyone has ever had, right?

So apparently I'm going to the Colbert Report on...

iamjodiedrake: indieasfuckingfuck: The Black Keys are also going to the Colbert Report on Tuesday. Yeah… I know. Do not do this to me Nick i am motherfucking serious i would give my right eyeball to see those cunts in the flesh. God. Damn. I’ll tell them you said hello!

So apparently I'm going to the Colbert Report on...

The Black Keys are also going to the Colbert Report on Tuesday. Yeah… I know.

“Sophomore jinx, what the fuck is that?! I’m goin’ to make Low End...”

– Q-Tip (on the pressure of making a follow-up album on par with the success of People’s Instinctive Travels and the Paths Of Rhythm)

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